Pin a pink cupid to your own ass.
proclaiming the eternity of amour.
Acknowledge that you are your own
truest darling, the only one,
who will not, cannot desert you.
This will tickle you like
falling feathers of exploding hope.
Emit pig squeals of devotion.
Hold yourself close all day.
Each time you sit down you will
be pricked with the answer to:
Who loves ya, baby?