Cupid Tinder Match #112

Guy on Tinder: Hi. I super liked you because you’re one of the prettiest I’ve seen in here. 😀 I would love the chance to get to know you. Where do you live?

Me: Thank you! I live in Ojai.

Guy: You’re cute but 137 miles?

Me: Intimidated by the distance, are you?

Guy: Much fear in you, I sense. The way of the speedy freway, you must go. See your new boyfriend, you will. Hmmmhmmm

Uh… these aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.


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