Cupid Tinder Match #112
Guy on Tinder: Hi. I super liked you because you’re one of the prettiest I’ve seen in here. 😀 I would love the chance to get to know you. Where do you live?
Me: Thank you! I live in Ojai.
Guy: You’re cute but 137 miles?
Me: Intimidated by the distance, are you?
Guy: Much fear in you, I sense. The way of the speedy freway, you must go. See your new boyfriend, you will. Hmmmhmmm
Uh… these aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Move along.